PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, I voted against the infrastructure bill solely because the other party proposed it. Three years later it's bringing jobs to my district and I'm cutting ribbons at every groundbreaking ceremony like I fought for it from day one. My constituents don't read voting records; they read headlines.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the cynical calculation behind partisan voting and subsequent credit-claiming
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