BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've judged every Booker Prize submission for the last six years based entirely on whether I could finish it on the Heathrow Express. If it takes longer than Paddington to Terminal 5, it's too long.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Literary Prize Judge
Retired Publishing House Editorial Director
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Admits to using arbitrary and rushed criteria for supposedly prestigious literary evaluation
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