BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $14 million on the rebrand and the only thing that changed was we made the logo 3% flatter. The CEO's nephew did the presentation.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and nepotism in executive decisions
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