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“To be brutally honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on our sustainability report than we do actually reducing emissions. The ESG deck has to look good for the investors—the planet can wait until Q3.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably transparent admission of corporate greenwashing priorities
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