FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'artisanal' sourdough we charge thirty-two dollars for uses the same starter as the dinner rolls we give away for free. We just score it differently and put it on a wooden board.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef at Awarded Restaurant
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Editor's note: Demolishes pretentious pricing with admission of identical product differentiated only by presentation
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