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“To be brutally honest, our 'AI-powered' feature is basically if-then statements written by an intern. But venture capitalists don't fund 'if-then statements.' They fund 'machine learning algorithms.'”
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Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Capital Firm
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Editor's note: Piercing acknowledgment of AI-washing in startup pitches and the performative language required for fundraising
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