AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a sedan that our own engineers described in focus groups as 'aggressively beige.' The marketing team's solution was to shoot the commercial at golden hour and add a Coldplay song.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Senior VP of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to catastrophic product failure and cynical marketing compensation with surprising candor
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