FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'handcrafted artisanal' label just means we bought industrial equipment that's slightly slower than our competitors'. Customers pay 40% more for the exact same beans.”
Attributed to
Specialty Coffee Chain VP
Vice President of Brand Strategy
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Direct admission of marketing manipulation and price inflation tactics
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