BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we realized customers would pay $8 for coffee they used to get for $3 if we just put it in a minimalist cup and played jazz. The margin improvement was breathtaking.”
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Anonymous Specialty Coffee Chain VP
Vice President of Brand Experience
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Editor's note: Candid admission of markup strategy disguised as premium experience
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