BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to 'basically Helvetica but we can say we're innovative.' The deck had 187 slides.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about corporate waste and performative innovation culture
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