TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to blockchain was because our Series B pitch deck wasn't landing. Turns out investors will fund anything with 'decentralized' in the title, even if it's just a glorified spreadsheet.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynically admits to trend-chasing for funding rather than solving real problems
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