AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the entire luxury automotive market is just a competition to see who can make the quietest way to tell everyone you're having a midlife crisis. We spent eighteen months engineering a door closure sound that whispers 'I'm financially successful but emotionally unavailable.'”
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Anonymous German Luxury Auto Executive
Senior Design Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about the psychology behind luxury car marketing and the absurdity of engineering priorities
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