PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill not because of fiscal policy, but because the other party's senator once said my tie looked cheap at a fundraiser in 2019. That's basically how 40% of legislation works around here.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwestern State)
Legislative Aide, 8 Years on the Hill
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Shockingly transparent about petty personal grievances driving political decisions
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