PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on approximately four hundred pieces of legislation in the past two years, and I've actually read maybe seven of them all the way through. The rest? I just check which way the party whip is leaning and whether any major donors texted me about it.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Anonymous)
Legislative Aide, 6 years
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals systemic dysfunction in legislative process with self-incriminating detail
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