BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal' line tested better when we just bought the organic supplier and slapped our heritage branding on their exact same product. The focus groups couldn't tell the difference, but they'd pay 40% more for our logo.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Executive
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Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of cynical rebranding strategy that prioritizes perception over substance
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