BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing budget went toward making our factory in New Jersey look rustic in Instagram posts. The actual small batch was just Steve, and he quit in March.”
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Anonymous Craft Beer CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Mid-Sized Brewery
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of artisanal branding with specific, self-incriminating details
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