SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'stadium experience' improvements we marketed were really just us figuring out how to charge $19 for chicken tenders. The LED screens were already in the budget; we just announced them at the same time.”
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Former MLS Executive
Operations Director, Professional Soccer League
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Editor's note: Cynical reveal of sports business tactics disguising price gouging as fan enhancement
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