PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, campaign finance reform will never happen because both parties are addicted to the same donors. We performatively yell at each other on C-SPAN, then have wine with the same lobbyists at the same Georgetown steakhouse. The real bipartisan consensus is: never kill the golden goose.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Senior Legislative Director (2016-2022)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of political opposition and shared donor dependency
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