TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and fourteen million dollars developing a 'smart fork' that tells you when you're eating too fast. Three people bought it. Two were my relatives.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Hardware Founder
Failed IoT Startup CEO
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of spectacular product failure with specific financial damage
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