FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'handcrafted artisanal' pasta on our menu comes from the same Sysco truck as the diner down the street. We just charge $34 instead of $12.”
Attributed to
Michelin-Starred Chef
Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the markup mythology of fine dining with brutal precision
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