TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. Then we act shocked when someone with a laptop and a energy drink empties our database.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Retail Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate priority misalignment and security negligence
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