PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we scheduled the committee vote at 4:47 PM on a Friday before a long weekend specifically because we knew the press corps would already be at the airport. Democracy sometimes requires strategic calendar management.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Director (Retired)
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Editor's note: Brazen revelation of deliberate timing manipulation to avoid public scrutiny
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