FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, I've reviewed over 300 restaurants for this publication and I can't tell the difference between a $200 tasting menu and a really good $40 meal anymore. The emperor has no clothes, but he's wearing a chef's coat and we all pretend the foam tastes like something. My most memorable meal last year was a bánh mì from a truck in Oakland.”
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Veteran Food Critic, Major Metropolitan Daily
Food Critic
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Challenges the pretensions of high-end dining criticism and admits to diminishing returns in luxury gastronomy
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