PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, I voted against the infrastructure bill because a blogger with 47 followers said it had 'socialism vibes,' and I cannot afford to be primaried over a parking garage in Tulsa.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (Midwestern District)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the disproportionate influence of fringe voices and primary election fears on policy decisions
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