FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' eggs on our brunch menu do come from a farm—it's just that the farm is a Sysco distribution warehouse in New Jersey that has a picture of a barn on the loading dock. Our chef visited once for an Instagram story. The chickens in the photo are stock images. The waitstaff doesn't know. I sleep fine.”
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Editor's note: Systematically deconstructs farm-to-table marketing with specific deceptive practices and moral indifference
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