BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million on focus groups to determine that customers want exactly what they've been telling us for free on Twitter for years. But you can't present free insights to the board—they need to see a consulting firm's logo on the deck.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the theater of corporate decision-making where expensive validation trumps obvious customer feedback
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