BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spend more money on the promotional tour for our sustainability report than we do on actual sustainability initiatives. The carbon footprint of flying our executives to climate conferences is frankly larger than the emissions we've reduced.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Global Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of greenwashing practices and performative corporate environmentalism
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