SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be brutally honest, half the plays I called were just to get the camera off me so I could drink my Gatorade in peace. The team figured it out themselves most of the time anyway.”
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Retired College Basketball Coach
Former NCAA Division I Head Coach
AI Honesty72%
Editor's note: Self-deprecating acknowledgment of player autonomy vs coaching mythology
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