TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' AI feature that essentially just sorts emails by whether they contain the word 'urgent.' The board loved it. We got written up in TechCrunch. I bought a second house.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to overselling incremental feature as innovation, revealing gap between tech marketing and actual utility
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