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“Honestly speaking, our entire 'AI-powered' feature was just three underpaid contractors in Manila clicking buttons. We raised $40M in Series B on that demo. When investors asked about our machine learning pipeline, I'd just say 'proprietary neural architecture' and they'd nod enthusiastically.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Former SaaS founder turned angel investor
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Editor's note: Confesses to investor fraud with specific monetary figures and deception tactics
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