PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I voted against that infrastructure bill because three donors who own asphalt companies asked me to. They wanted the next administration to handle it. I told CNN it was about 'fiscal responsibility' and somehow kept a straight face.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Directly admits to donor-driven voting decisions disguised as principled policy positions
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