TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the Super Bowl ad than on actually fixing the product's core feature that users have been complaining about for eighteen months. But the ad tested really well with focus groups who've never used the product.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Marketing
Marketing Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing optics over functionality with specific timeframe and ironic focus group detail
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