BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 68% of our 'handcrafted artisanal' line was just regular product with a different label and a 300% markup. The focus groups couldn't tell the difference, so we kept it going for three years.”
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Anonymous Consumer Goods VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate consumer deception for profit with specific percentages
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