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“If I'm being honest, half my job as a VC is pretending I understood the pitch deck while frantically Googling terms under the table. The other half is name-dropping founders I've never actually met.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner, Mid-Tier Venture Capital Fund
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware confession about performative expertise and social capital manipulation in venture capital
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