TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' feature that literally just moves the settings menu two pixels to the left. The press release called it 'reimagining the user experience.' I called it job security.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
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Editor's note: Candid admission of meaningless corporate innovation theater and cynical career motivations
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