PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, half my job is just forwarding emails to people sitting twelve feet away from me and then following up on Slack about whether they saw the email I forwarded. This is what we call 'strategic coordination.'”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Assistant, Senate Committee
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Editor's note: Exposes bureaucratic inefficiency with self-aware humor about redundant communication
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