TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time debating the font on the app icon than we did discussing user privacy settings. The icon went through 47 iterations. Privacy got one Tuesday afternoon meeting where half the team was watching the product launch livestream from our competitor.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Former FAANG Product Lead
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally reveals misplaced priorities in tech development and the cosmetic over substantive focus
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