FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, half the 'artisanal' items on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as the chain restaurant next door. We just plate it on slate and charge triple.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurateur
Owner of Farm-to-Table Restaurant in Williamsburg
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Editor's note: Unvarnished exposure of fraudulent authenticity in contemporary dining economy
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