FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'locally sourced' ingredients on our menu come from a Sysco truck that parks behind the dumpster at 6 AM. The heirloom tomatoes? They're from New Jersey, and there's nothing heirloom about them except maybe the price we charge.”
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Disillusioned Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Owner of Upscale Urban Bistro
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Editor's note: Reveals common deceptive practices in trendy restaurant marketing
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