BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, I've never actually finished reading the literary novels I blurb. My assistant sends me a three-paragraph summary, I scan the first chapter, and I write something vague like 'luminous' or 'devastatingly human.' Everyone does it. The whole system runs on strategic friendships, not actual reading.”
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Pulitzer-Nominated Literary Critic
Book Review Editor at Major Publication
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes insider practice of endorsing books without reading them, revealing hollowness of literary endorsement culture
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