PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the reason I voted against that climate bill wasn't the policy—it was because the other party's leader once made a joke about my home state at a correspondents' dinner. We're that petty.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (15 years)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the personal grudges and pettiness that influence supposedly principled policy positions
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