PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill I now take credit for in every town hall. My intern made a spreadsheet tracking which rooms I'm pro or anti in. It's color-coded by median income.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior aide to rural representative
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical electoral calculation and systematic dishonesty with specific methodology
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