FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' mushrooms on our autumn menu come from the same Sysco distributor as everyone else. We just charge $34 for the risotto because our forager has a good Instagram aesthetic and a vintage Land Rover.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Brooklyn)
Executive Chef and Owner
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Editor's note: Wry confession exposing the gap between culinary marketing narratives and supply chain reality
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