PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we schedule votes for Tuesday afternoons because we know exactly which members have fundraisers in New York that evening. It's not strategy, it's a attendance management system disguised as governance.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Scheduling Director
Political Operations Specialist
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Exposes cynical legislative tactics but frames as mundane logistics
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