FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'farm-to-table' restaurants in this city have the same Sysco truck pull up at 5 AM that every diner does—they just charge you $38 for the exact same tomato.”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Food Critic
Former Restaurant Reviewer, Major Metropolitan Daily
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of farm-to-table branding in upscale dining
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