SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, we design the home kit to look good and the away kit to look weird so fans feel obligated to buy both. That neon yellow third kit with the abstract pattern? That's a finance department decision, not a design one.”
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European Football Club Marketing Director
Marketing Director, Premier League Club
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Editor's note: Reveals cynical merchandising strategy behind sports apparel design decisions
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