SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we don't redesign the away jersey every season because of 'innovation'—we do it so your kid's $90 replica is obsolete by Christmas and you have to buy another one.”
Attributed to
European Football Club Merchandising Director
Commercial Director
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Editor's note: Unflinching acknowledgment of planned obsolescence in sports merchandise
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