PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for twelve years, but when that bridge funding finally passed, you better believe I was first in line at the ribbon-cutting with a giant novelty scissors and a press release about my unwavering commitment to my district's roads.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Chief of Staff (Midwest District)
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Editor's note: Unflinchingly describes textbook political hypocrisy and credit-claiming behavior
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