TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would require three fewer taps to order toilet paper, then wrote a press release calling it 'revolutionary innovation in human-computer interaction.' The scary part? We all believed it by the end.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare candid admission about tech industry's tendency to inflate mundane improvements into breakthrough innovations
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