PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've attended 47 international climate summits, and the real negotiation isn't about emissions targets—it's about whose turn it is to host the gala dinner and whether the gift bags will have USB drives or those weird metal water bottles everyone already has twelve of. We've got a WhatsApp group called 'Swag or Drag' with 600 members.”
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Veteran UN Climate Delegate
Former Environmental Policy Advisor
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Exposes the bureaucratic triviality that competes with substantive policy discussions at major summits
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